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Marines -


TAGS: marines
Rating: 4.75/5

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asiandud3606 - December 11, 2012, 7:52 pm
I think the Marines might of ruff him up on that one
1998154 - July 20, 2012, 11:50 am
to be honest i feel a little bad for the guy. i am suprise he has balls left to.
deathorfire1 - January 26, 2012, 9:01 am
for some reason that guy is going to wish he had not done it.
docsmith060708 - December 27, 2011, 8:33 am
yeah but you couldn't read all of the last one
Maddness - November 17, 2011, 3:42 pm
Isnt this a repost?


Guide for cross service jargon -


TAGS: army marines airforce
Rating: 4.74/5

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ls1966 - December 13, 2012, 12:04 am
I retired From the Army after 23 Years, E-9 (CSM) 6 Tours an I realize this is for fun and humor. It is kind of like family, I can pick on my brother and sister however let an outsider do it! Hoo Ahh ..
blackdeath159 - June 26, 2012, 2:15 am
Hmmm.... don't the SEAL's call PJ's when they need help?
Pcat - April 24, 2012, 2:43 pm
I actually dont like the A-10....Bad rep for killing Marines....I prefer the AC-130
66gt40lm - April 21, 2012, 12:01 pm
There are people that do actually do **** in the AF, I just hate the reputation that the nonners got the AF. It's funny, though, because I actually do something in the AF. That A-10 you love so much is in the air because of me.
jedimonk - April 16, 2012, 2:06 pm
Work smarter, not harder; Unless you are incapable of the first.
GrandGremlin - April 16, 2012, 12:29 pm
I am just glad that I served with the 1% of Americans who volunteered for military service. I have served with members from all branches. All contributed to the defense of the U.S. Constitution. I wish to take nothing away from any US veteran.
Pcat - April 16, 2012, 10:09 am
Your sir are either a civilian or a POG in the AF. Either im glad I joined the Marines and not some branch of service that turns out service members as soft as marshmallows Semper Fi
OTC - April 16, 2012, 5:27 am
I'm not mad and I didn't bother with AF either, I went straight to the Marines.
cdc120602 - April 16, 2012, 2:03 am
Missed a perfect ASVAB score by one point. Proud Army veteran, thanks.
celticairborne - April 16, 2012, 12:54 am
66, don't speak unless you have anyclue what you're talking about. I bet my ASVAB is much higher than yours and most of the Air Force. I joined the Army because I wanted to do something. And AF SO=joke. I've been working joint SO for the last 8 years.
50cal - April 15, 2012, 9:16 pm

Everybody thinks the grass is greener on the other side. Only upside of airforce is base housing and better golf courses. Other then that it the same as any other. If you want to go there AF spec has limited participation in ops headed by ASF and Seals ;)
66gt40lm - April 15, 2012, 9:03 pm
Silly people from the Marines and Army get mad because they can't get into the Air Force. I guess getting a higher score on the ASVAB really does help. It's not like it's hard to do, why do they complain? Also, AF Spec Ops>other branch Spec Ops any day.


Guide to Hand Signals -




Epic win -


TAGS: marine
Rating: 4.7/5

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tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 5:01 pm
Yes. Which is why this is so d*** funny. Because even with the PC punks waiting to paperwork to death anyone who dares to step out of line, every last Marine would be thinking about the same d*** thing. Or worse.
USMCluke - May 19, 2013, 2:15 am
you never met a marine before
realogic - February 14, 2013, 12:30 pm
Actually what you said needs to be updated.. No NPR journalist, or US general would do this ANYMORE. We live in too politically correct of a time for such truth to be spoken.
arsanlupin - January 9, 2013, 9:49 am
While funny as hell, this post is a hoax. The interview quoted never happened. No NPR journalist AND no US general would be so stupid.


New awards -




Navy gives what little girl???!!!! -


TAGS: navy marine fail
Rating: 4.97/5

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arcticfalcon662 - September 25, 2012, 7:46 am
LOL LOLLY LOL LOLZ!!! conclusive proof that the UN will not win the afghan war
rerun - September 1, 2011, 8:24 pm
I knew a woman who was in the Navy, Susin is right.


Reporter Fail, Marine win -




Know the price that is paid -




EOD prank -




Concertina wire sucks to put up...... -


TAGS: army marines
Rating: 4.81/5

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vincentdb82 - October 11, 2012, 5:55 pm
Ugh... I remember Tina, was a pain in the 4th poc...
awesomerice - December 29, 2011, 6:15 pm
demonstration on the purpose of c-wire?


USMC -


TAGS: usmc marine corps jarhead leatherneck
Rating: 4.48/5

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jedimonk - January 13, 2012, 3:58 pm
Yea or they will urinate on your maggoty corpse! Thats the marine way.


MI -




OOO-RAAHH!! -


TAGS: us marine corps
Rating: 4.88/5

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Pikeman - October 27, 2015, 6:49 am
@ s1rv --- Actually it is liberals that believe that violating our rights makes the children safer that have deformity of the brain. But thanks for telling use what you would do if you had a gun.
Greeny - August 10, 2015, 7:14 pm
A stimulating, lucid & timely response; thank you for affording this brief moment of sarcasm.
s1rv - August 9, 2015, 3:53 am
It seems you conservative types suffer from some kind of deformities of the p**** and brain. Seriously, if the government wanted to take your guns, they would have them already. Your AR won't hold of an army, but it can mow down schoolchildren.
Ramdog6 - August 24, 2013, 6:04 pm
OOO-RAH indeed! I am a retired Army puke, but I share your views. Amen,brother.


The stash -


TAGS: stash marines fail
Rating: 4.75/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 12, 2013, 11:06 pm
Hipsters in the military.
brendanh - December 4, 2012, 8:39 pm
Of course it would be the Marines screwing around.


marines spreading the ashes of a fallen friend -




Why the branches have communication issues between them -




USMC rank structure -




how it really is -




Snipers -




Don't do it.... -


TAGS: army navy marines airforce
Rating: 4.95/5

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Doc03911 - April 23, 2012, 8:48 pm
Saw that in the Stan


Marines at a gun fight -


TAGS: marines
Rating: 4.86/5

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Infantry -




Marine bumper stickers! -


TAGS: marine bumper stickers
Rating: 4.63/5

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falloutghoul - July 4, 2012, 10:57 pm
US Marines - I LOVE the smell of gunpowder ANYTIME!
simplegenius - July 2, 2012, 9:08 pm
US Marines- when it absolutely, positively needs to be DESTROYED overnight!


Marines -


TAGS: marines
Rating: 4.71/5

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tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 4:16 pm
"Do not feed" Hee!


Oh silly marines! -




Clip vs Magazine -




How you wind up with PTSD!!! -




Marines Of The Old Breed, Hard Fighting, Hard Living, And Hard Dying. -




Forever a soldier -




Give it up for the rocket launcher! -




Awesome mail box -


TAGS: marine
Rating: 4.97/5

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50cal - August 26, 2011, 9:54 am

shoot! putting a full rack in a mail box would be tough!
Pcat - August 26, 2011, 6:43 am
lmfao....looks like someone never got deployed


Awesome cammo -


TAGS: marines
Rating: 4.94/5

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tobillama - November 10, 2011, 2:42 pm
i agree i just went through basic and we begged for it to be harder.
50cal - August 6, 2011, 10:58 am

If it gets uploaded to the web, they will always show up again and again!
caffeined1 - August 5, 2011, 11:49 pm
This Superstallion was painted back during Desert Shield. We were able to get four Helos painted like this before our CO told us to stop. Can't believe how these pictures still get around twenty years later.
50cal - August 4, 2011, 12:22 am

Its getting bad, turning into a soft military... Hardcore will lose its meaning soon and ****bag will be the norm.
Pcat - August 4, 2011, 12:01 am
yah the PC crap is just retarded these days...and now since they're gunna repeal DADT its gunna be worse
50cal - August 3, 2011, 11:20 pm

I agree, in the army we could not have posters up in your room of women in certain attire, our lack there of.....
Pcat - August 3, 2011, 9:15 pm
Can't believe the Marines that actually did this got into trouble for it......stupid PC bull crap


Marine? -


TAGS: fail marine
Rating: 4.85/5

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gojira1951 - October 19, 2014, 1:46 am
Waitin' for the FLOTUS to show us how to eat right.


Pilots -




Marine Dog does not like your cadence -




Letters from home -




Tactical Retreat -




Soldier up! -




What an ad mistake! -


TAGS: fail ads army marines
Rating: 4.07/5

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armymike30 - June 21, 2014, 12:29 pm
it isn't a mistake, that is how the Army Reserve targets former Marines...


Service -


TAGS: army marines
Rating: 4.83/5

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GroPlea - July 14, 2012, 10:54 pm
Semper Fidelis Canini


Teach them young! -


TAGS: marines
Rating: 4.94/5

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arcticfalcon662 - September 26, 2012, 6:05 am
What the hell?!


Artillery -




Funny -




Budget cuts! -


TAGS: army marines funding
Rating: 4.86/5

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animebug - June 22, 2016, 2:56 pm
Or taxpayers are still making payments on it
animebug - June 22, 2016, 2:55 pm
Proof the military never gets rid of anything


Epic win! -




New urban trainer -




50cal -




Wicked! -




Got to love COD realism, cough..... -


TAGS: cod fail army marines
Rating: 4.57/5

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falloutghoul - January 8, 2013, 9:14 am
Okay, I know how this goes: GL first, then MG, then Javelin, then AR.


marine push-ups -




What there is too much of in the field.... -




Wicked funny! -




Oh crap, not yet! -


TAGS: submarine navy
Rating: 4.62/5

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willystuff - April 4, 2014, 8:56 pm
Ha Ha very funny, all I said was "just a little water"


Hump Day Quote -




When in doubt -




Marines -




POG -




Take a wave ride topside -




Get'em! -




What happens overseas stays overseas -


TAGS: deployed army marines
Rating: 5/5

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Pikeman - October 28, 2015, 8:16 pm
They look cold.
MaxHax - June 14, 2012, 9:14 am
These aren't marines, they're swedish air a**ault rangers...


See design inspirations -




USMC -




PTSD -




USMC -




One of these is not like the other.... -


TAGS: marines fail
Rating: 4.33/5

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tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 2:58 pm
lessee, cammies no medal, award folder, formation. Yup, Lance corporal Derpinson just picked up. Bravo. which meaans there's about a hundred of his fellow Marines watching this, standing in a box, the tedium... at least there's some small amusement now.
Pcat - June 2, 2012, 12:37 am
lol......im gunna laugh hard if he just got promoted


Always remember, 1 shot, 1 kill -


TAGS: army marines
Rating: 5/5

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50cal - October 3, 2011, 8:30 am

No doubt, but some find it better too cruel, the same one who don't care if our soldiers are lost....
bravo6310 - October 2, 2011, 7:16 pm
WE NEED TO BRING BACK DOUBLE ***.. lol


Marines -




Go ahead and try.... -




Truth about military service -




Mans best friend -




Your new standard issue! -




The Marine Philosophy -




Air charge..... -


TAGS: marines
Rating: 4.71/5

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So happy he is... -




Planking in combat -


TAGS: marines
Rating: 4.17/5

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Warfighters -




Marines -




Marines vs Navy -




Marine training -


TAGS: training marines
Rating: 5/5

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simplegenius - July 4, 2012, 9:45 am
Oh I know, wasn't trying to undermind his service.
Chrysophase2003 - July 3, 2012, 1:42 pm
Good luck finding a Marine who didn't earn it the hard way.
simplegenius - July 2, 2012, 9:00 pm
may as well... he has free health care!


Low Tide -




Artillery -




Truth -




Medals -


TAGS: marines army navy air force
Rating: 4.73/5

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MashiMashi - August 22, 2012, 7:06 pm
I'm not going to BOMB this but this is the most stoooopid one of scene yet. I don't belive JOLO and the girls are earing PURPLE HEARTS, Branze stars and combat action badges. Plus i was deployed and the only people who earned the bronze star were remfs


In soviet Russia, submarines come equipped with pool tables -




Navy Marine -




Silly marines..... -




I ordered an egg Mc muffin too!! -




THE U.S. MARINE CORPS -




lol -




Epic moment! -




Billy Dont Be A Hero -




hooah! -


TAGS: military humor win army marines
Rating: 5/5

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NobodySpecial - April 6, 2014, 12:51 pm
Perhaps it's time to invade somewhere new?


At ease marines -




Marines -




Submarine jokes -




Grenade -


TAGS: win army marines grenade
Rating: 5/5

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50cal - October 31, 2012, 11:43 am

Yep, just don't let the hammer spring and your all good!
thebat656 - October 9, 2012, 5:15 pm
yes you can, they are designed to be able to do that so if you pull the pin and you don't need it then you wont have to detonate it


Army -1 Marines - 0 -


TAGS: army marines amphibious asssult humor
Rating: 5/5

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50cal - June 19, 2014, 2:02 pm

Also, Gen. Simon Buckner was the commander of the 10th Army and led the amphibious a**ault (Operation Iceberg) on the Japanese island of Okinawa. The battle of Okinawa was at its end before control was handed over to Marine Gen. Roy Geiger.....
50cal - June 19, 2014, 1:06 pm

Correction to your numbers: marines only had 88K of the Okinawa force(under the orders of the US Army), not the marines command), 18k Navy, and the remaining 102K was Army. I understand how they leave the fine details out when they puff the marine ego!
ccp123 - June 18, 2014, 5:51 pm
Correction: Operation Iceburg, Invasion of Okinawa, initial landing force 183000+, Overlord 156000+, planned Operation Downfall, Invasion of Japan, Operation Olympic(Kyushu),Operation Coronet(Honshu).


New amphibious model! -




Epic! -


TAGS: marines
Rating: 4.79/5

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The U.S. Marine Corps Rifleman's Creed -


TAGS: usmc marines leathernecks jarheads rifleman
Rating: 4.77/5

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NobodySpecial - November 9, 2014, 10:10 pm
Such a shame that they give you such a bloody awful model.


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